Interrogate me?   Submit me some shit.   Kayla, from California. I'm not important and I don't expect you to remember me. 🌚

21. Taken. 5'2". Blue eyes, brown half-dreaded hair. πŸ’™

I am mothafuckin' Tweety Bird at Six Flags but Taz is my spirit animal. πŸ€πŸ‘Ή

I wall twerk almost daily. Miley is queen. πŸ‘‘

Lorde is my girl crush of 2k14. πŸ‘­

I like to be naked. I'm so fucking depressed. πŸ˜…

"It's okay, we're all mad here."
πŸ‡

Honestly all I want is my ex to call me and tell me he’s sorry and that he loves me and has missed me and misses the sound of my voice and my hair in his face in the morning and the way we couldn’t share ice cream because he was allergic to nuts or the way he tucked me in when I was sick or how he would make me breakfast if I promised to make cookies and the way his shorts looked on my tiny legs or how my favorite sweater was his favorite sweater and all the silly jokes and funny noises, all the singing together and sharing our first dance at a wedding, the way he barked at me for taking too long to wake up and not going to sleep, I just want you to miss everything I miss.

— 2 days ago with 1 note
#but you won't because you left me for drugs  #but i'd still love to see you  #or kiss you  #or just hold your hand  #rrpb 

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

(via sssspiderman)

— 1 week ago with 293108 notes

lets-andsaywedidnt:

no but, the 4th gif where her eyes flutter, just a tad.

(Source: oliviaswilde, via davedarling)

— 1 week ago with 7926 notes

superlockedinthephandom:

thelongdarktea-timeofthesoul:

fasterfood:

what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer

I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married.Β 

it sounds like the plot of a fanfic

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

— 1 week ago with 56908 notes
notruthinbeauty:

alfonsopoopoofatty3rd:

cute-overload:

This little guy was found abandoned by the road all alone. Looked much healthier after some foods and cuddles!http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

I don’t think I’ve ever wanted a cat of my own before now

Sooocuuuteee

notruthinbeauty:

alfonsopoopoofatty3rd:

cute-overload:

This little guy was found abandoned by the road all alone. Looked much healthier after some foods and cuddles!
http://cute-overload.tumblr.com

I don’t think I’ve ever wanted a cat of my own before now

Sooocuuuteee

(via schizmo)

— 1 week ago with 3959 notes
katolisismo:

merchant-shipss:

askbrit:

blissbeau:

triple-six-kicks:

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

This hit me like a fucking train

This is sho sad

well this brings back shit

^^

katolisismo:

merchant-shipss:

askbrit:

blissbeau:

triple-six-kicks:

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

This hit me like a fucking train

This is sho sad

well this brings back shit

^^

(via repeating---apologies)

— 1 week ago with 293299 notes
anthonysmindofstuff:

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out



I love this

anthonysmindofstuff:

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

I love this

— 1 week ago with 193786 notes